{"product_id":"untitled-feb7_12-06","title":"Flying F*cks","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eYou know those days where you simply have zero left to give?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1312\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003eNow you can physically gift one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1346\" data-end=\"1506\"\u003eThese Crochet Flying F*cks are handmade by \u003cstrong data-start=\"1389\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003eThe Stitchery by Ian\u003c\/strong\u003e and are here to lovingly soar into the lives of those who truly deserve… absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1526\"\u003eEach one features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1528\" data-end=\"1702\"\u003e• Soft crochet body\u003cbr data-start=\"1547\" data-end=\"1550\"\u003e• Happy embroidered face\u003cbr data-start=\"1574\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003e• Adorable little wings\u003cbr data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003e• 5 inches tall\u003cbr data-start=\"1618\" data-end=\"1621\"\u003e• 7 inches wide (wing to wing)\u003cbr data-start=\"1651\" data-end=\"1654\"\u003e• Stuffed with polyfil\u003cbr data-start=\"1676\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003e• Completely handmade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1718\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003e– Gag gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1729\" data-end=\"1732\"\u003e– Witchy shelves with attitude\u003cbr data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1765\"\u003e– Office humor\u003cbr data-start=\"1779\" data-end=\"1782\"\u003e– Petty best friend presents\u003cbr data-start=\"1810\" data-end=\"1813\"\u003e– Anyone embracing chaotic good energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003eDisplay it proudly.\u003cbr data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1877\"\u003eGift it boldly.\u003cbr data-start=\"1892\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003eSend a flying one when words just aren’t enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1945\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003eYou will receive:\u003cbr\u003e1 Handmade Crochet Flying F*ck Plush\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2001\" data-end=\"2079\"\u003eSmall batch handmade by The Stitchery by Ian. Once they fly off, they’re gone.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sea Siren's Charms","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44694701015299,"sku":"","price":20.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/8388\/7545\/files\/FlyingFucksandAngryCuntPhoto.jpg?v=1772650425","url":"https:\/\/sirenscharms.ca\/products\/untitled-feb7_12-06","provider":"Sea Siren's Charms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}