{"product_id":"crochet-angry-c-nt","title":"Crochet Angry C*nt ~ Preorder","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1683\"\u003eSometimes the sacred feminine is soft and nurturing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1685\" data-end=\"1712\"\u003eAnd sometimes… she is DONE.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1714\" data-end=\"1846\"\u003eThis handmade crochet “Furious Uterus” is a tiny 3-inch-wide embodiment of rage, boundaries, and absolutely not tolerating nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1848\" data-end=\"1903\"\u003eCrocheted by The Stitchery by Ian, this plush features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1905\" data-end=\"2012\"\u003e• Soft peach yarn\u003cbr data-start=\"1922\" data-end=\"1925\"\u003e• Detailed shaping\u003cbr data-start=\"1943\" data-end=\"1946\"\u003e• Expressive embroidered brows\u003cbr data-start=\"1976\" data-end=\"1979\"\u003e• Tiny attitude, massive energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2014\" data-end=\"2067\"\u003eApproximate Size:\u003cbr data-start=\"2031\" data-end=\"2034\"\u003e3 inches tall\u003cbr data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2050\"\u003e5.5 inches wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2069\" data-end=\"2251\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e– Witchy shelves with a sense of humor\u003cbr data-start=\"2120\" data-end=\"2123\"\u003e– Reproductive health advocates\u003cbr data-start=\"2154\" data-end=\"2157\"\u003e– Petty altar decor\u003cbr data-start=\"2176\" data-end=\"2179\"\u003e– Gag gifts with meaning\u003cbr data-start=\"2203\" data-end=\"2206\"\u003e– Anyone who has ever said “absolutely not”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2253\" data-end=\"2298\"\u003eHandmade with care, sass, and zero apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2300\" data-end=\"2348\"\u003eYou will receive:\u003cbr\u003e1 Crochet Furious Uterus \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sea Siren's Charms","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47817460482307,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/8388\/7545\/files\/AngryCunts.jpg?v=1772649442","url":"https:\/\/sirenscharms.ca\/products\/crochet-angry-c-nt","provider":"Sea Siren's Charms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}